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merlin-willcome-withme:

simplesmentecansada:

GOD BLESS SEASON ONE CHARACTERS THEY DONT KNOW WHAT’S GOING TO HAPPEN THEY ARE SO INNOCENT THEY HAVE NO IDEA THE SHIT THE WRITERS ARE GOING TO PUT THEM THROUGH

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  • Plot Twist: All exams got cancelled because the government finally realise that they are actually just marking your memory and not your intelligence and teenagers should be experiencing life and having a good time instead of sat revising bollocks they're not going to use in the future
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jomz-jonah-jameson-ii:

yogurtville:

-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-soon
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-tonight….you.
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-yessssssssssssss
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this

- Hail Hydra

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  • me: oh thats cute
  • *checks price tag*
  • me: no its not
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burgrs:

in 9th grade i was getting picked on in class and this girl was like “fuck you guys leave him alone” and called me over to her seat and I was like “thx lol” and she was like “I have something special to show you don’t tell the teacher” and I said “ok” and she pulled a guinea pig out of her purse 

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sheeriosnandos:

Everyone who reblogs this by May the 6th gets a personal drawing of what I think your URL or blog is like. I promise.

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foreveralone-lyguy:

I feel like we’ve all known a girl in elementary school that was obsessed with horses

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thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

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allxthirteen:

theladylillibet:

black-nata:

AND FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER IN CINEMA HISTORY AN AMERICAN MADE MOVIE SWAPS FANATICAL PATRIOTISM FOR BASIC HUMAN DECENCY EVEN THOUGH THE MOVIE ITSELF IS CALLED CAPTAIN AMERICA AND IT DOESN’T GET ANY MORE PATRIOTIC THAN THAT BUT MARVEL CHOSE A DIFFERENT PATH AND I’M THANKFUL FOR THAT pardon my capslock

and in a fantastic plot twist, the answer was not to nuke the enemy

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